Wisdom

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Wisdom #522: I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Wisdom #40: Warning, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Wisdom #1425: Smile or I'll kill you.

Wisdom #93: Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wisdom #1209: It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!

Wisdom #1068: I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.

Wisdom #1197: It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

Wisdom #166: Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.