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Wisdom #1097: I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.

Wisdom #640: Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

Wisdom #1639: When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!

Wisdom #1335: Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.

Wisdom #537: A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Wisdom #877: Could I interest you in a pet rock?

Wisdom #658: I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

Wisdom #1187: Impressive; but how big's your dick?

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