Wisdom

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Wisdom #1060: How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?

Wisdom #1031: He doesn't like me. HE NEVER LIKED ME!

Wisdom #1369: Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.

Wisdom #948: Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...

Wisdom #1647: Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.

Wisdom #271: If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Wisdom #500: The British public sees with blinding clarity. --Michael Heseltine

Wisdom #1421: Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.