Wisdom

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Wisdom #531: The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Wisdom #154: When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

Wisdom #376: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Wisdom #1314: Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".

Wisdom #1010: Government is a burden on the people.

Wisdom #1013: Greetings, lowly citizen. I seek your PEZ!

Wisdom #1353: Okay, something here's really fucked up.

Wisdom #759: A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?