Wisdom

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Wisdom #1545: This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned.

Wisdom #261: I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Wisdom #1302: My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?

Wisdom #663: Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

Wisdom #212: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Wisdom #98: For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Wisdom #333: No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering?

Wisdom #513: Do not take *anything* from the dead.