Wisdom

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Wisdom #412: Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.

Wisdom #78: The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Wisdom #108: Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wisdom #259: Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Wisdom #1062: How untasteful can you get?

Wisdom #147: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #371: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.