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Wisdom #587: Technology for the Country Folk ... PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

Wisdom #1466: The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

Wisdom #1340: Of course you realize this means war.

Wisdom #1043: Here he comes -- here comes Speed Racer -- he's a demon on wheels

Wisdom #393: Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

Wisdom #856: C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found

Wisdom #1077: I call her Attila, 'cuz she's my Hun...

Wisdom #305: Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

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