Wisdom

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Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Wisdom #1358: One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.

Wisdom #1485: The early worm gets the bird.

Wisdom #1519: The universe is like a grapefruit -- it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.

Wisdom #14: Don't you just hate programs that whine?

Wisdom #40: Warning, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Wisdom #29: To err is human, to moo bovine.

Wisdom #1318: New York, Tokyo, Paris, Hood River