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Wisdom #283: You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Wisdom #1161: If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.

Wisdom #1383: Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.

Wisdom #1066: I admit that I am powerless over fish innards.

Wisdom #67: Don't worry about the world ending today, It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Wisdom #524: Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.

Wisdom #1074: I am the Electric Messiah; an AC/DC god.

Wisdom #1088: I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!

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