Wisdom

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Wisdom #1399: Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.

Wisdom #1370: Parking lot: A place where arguments start from scratch...

Wisdom #1110: I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Wisdom #1594: WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #1562: Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

Wisdom #86: Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Wisdom #748: A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.