Wisdom

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Wisdom #790: All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Wisdom #867: Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.

Wisdom #181: I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

Wisdom #317: Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers.

Wisdom #14: Don't you just hate programs that whine?

Wisdom #1031: He doesn't like me. HE NEVER LIKED ME!

Wisdom #116: We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Wisdom #358: Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.