Wisdom

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Wisdom #1050: History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.

Wisdom #674: There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

Wisdom #1029: He buy me a soda... he buy me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot, yep yep yep yep

Wisdom #1165: If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.

Wisdom #865: Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Wisdom #1205: It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.

Wisdom #639: The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

Wisdom #628: Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.